I eat Noodles with a Spoon.
I was fat in middle school.
I keep forgetting that Asif Zardari is our President.
I was born with an extra kidney. I wish I could have sold it on the black market and made some money.
A horse once fell over while I was riding it.
I don’t believe in democracy.
I drink two glasses of Milk every night before bed.
If you asked me to tell you my favorite movie, I would have a hard time not saying Titanic.